Welcome to the Isaac Puzey shrine of shame. 35 roster moves in 2025. Still couldn't make playoffs. Maximum savagery zone — proceed with caution.
The man, the myth, the perpetual disappointment. Most roster moves in the league at 35 — still couldn't crack the playoffs. 8th place finish at 6–8. Five seasons, one winning year, zero championships. The definition of insanity is doing the same thing and expecting different results.
"35 moves and 0 playoff appearances. The math ain't mathing." — the league
Drafted a kicker in the 3rd round (classic). Started a player on bye week — three times. Traded the league winner for a backup RB. Set lineup five minutes after games started. Picked up four defenses in one week.
2024: reached for a QB in Round 2. 2023: drafted 3 players from one team. 2022: picked someone already retired. 2021: forgot to draft a TE until R15.
"My players got unlucky." "Waiver wire was picked clean." "I had the hardest schedule." "Fantasy is just luck." "I'm rebuilding for next year." Translation: I'm bad at fantasy football.
"I'm definitely making playoffs this year." "That trade will look genius by Week 10." "I don't need to check the waiver wire." Famous last words — every single season.
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Master of 5–9 Seasons Perfected the art |
Expert at Drafting Injured Players Annual ritual |
Professional Excuse Maker Certified bingo card holder |
Champion of Terrible Trades Hall of fame entries multiple |
PhD in Missing Playoffs Honors thesis: 35 roster moves |
Certified Waiver Wire Ignorer "Don't need it" — every year |
| 2021 | 5–9 Rookie mistakes |
| 2022 | 9–5 False hope (only good year) |
| 2023 | 8–6 Brief competence as "IAMAFRAUD" |
| 2024 | 5–9 Back to normal |
| 2025 | 6–8 35 moves · still mid |
"Isaac makes my championship run look even better by comparison. Thanks for being consistently terrible!"
"Isaac is the reason we have a toilet bowl. Someone has to finish last every year."
"Isaac drafts like he's playing a completely different sport. It's fascinating and sad."
"Even I beat Isaac this year. That's saying something because I went 4–10."
"I went from last place to champion. Isaac stayed Isaac. The cycle holds."
"Isaac 'Isuck' Puzey — the gift that keeps on giving us content for this roast page."
"I'm winning the championship this year" |
"My draft was perfect" |
"I'll easily make playoffs" |
"This trade will carry me to victory" |
"I don't need the waiver wire" |
"My team is stacked" |
Finished 6–8 (again) |
Worst draft in league history |
Missed playoffs by Week 8 |
Trade backfired spectacularly |
Needed waiver wire desperately |
Team was hot garbage |