Greatest Hits of Failure:
- Drafted a kicker in the 3rd round (Classic Isaac)
- Started a player on bye week... THREE TIMES
- Traded away the league winner for a backup RB
- Set lineup 5 minutes after games started
- Claimed "This is my year!" before going 5-9
- Picked up 4 defenses in one week
Annual Draft Catastrophes:
2024: Reached for a QB in Round 2, immediately regretted it
2023: Drafted 3 players from the same team
2022: Picked a player who was already retired
2021: Forgot to draft a TE until Round 15
"Every year Isaac finds a new way to make us question his life choices"
Isaac's Greatest Excuses:
"My players just got unlucky with injuries"
"The waiver wire was picked clean"
"I had the hardest schedule"
"Fantasy football is just luck anyway"
"I'm rebuilding for next year"
"The app glitched and didn't save my lineup"
Translation: "I'm bad at fantasy football"
Isaac's Most Iconic Statements:
"I'm definitely making playoffs this year"
- Said every August before going 5-9"That trade is going to look genius by Week 10"
- It never does"I don't need to check the waiver wire"
- Famous last words"Fantasy football is stupid anyway"
- Every December after missing playoffs📊 ISAAC'S STATS OF SHAME 📊
📸 MOMENTS OF SHAME 📸
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📄 ISAAC'S RESUME OF FAILURE 📄
🏆 Achievements
- Master of 5-9 seasons
- Expert at drafting injured players
- Professional excuse maker
- Champion of terrible trades
- PhD in missing playoffs
- Certified waiver wire ignorer
📈 Career Progression
2021: 5-9 (Rookie mistakes)
2022: 9-5 (False hope)
2023: 8-6 (Brief competence)
2024: 5-9 (Back to normal)
Trend: Consistently inconsistent
🎯 Specialties
- Panic dropping good players
- Starting players on bye weeks
- Forgetting to set lineups
- Overpaying for mediocre trades
- Making bold predictions that fail
- Being the league's comic relief
💬 WHAT THE LEAGUE SAYS ABOUT ISAAC 💬
CJ (Champion)
"Isaac makes my championship run look even better by comparison. Thanks for being consistently terrible!"
Don (Commissioner)
"Isaac is the reason we have a toilet bowl. Someone has to finish last every year."
Garrett
"Isaac drafts like he's playing a completely different sport. It's fascinating and sad."
Tyler (Toilet Bowl Champ)
"Even I beat Isaac this year. That's saying something because I went 4-10."
The Entire League
"Isaac 'Isuck' Puzey - the gift that keeps on giving us content for this roast page."
🔮 ISAAC'S PREDICTIONS VS REALITY 🔮
📢 WHAT ISAAC SAID
- "I'm winning the championship this year"
- "My draft was perfect"
- "I'll easily make playoffs"
- "This trade will carry me to victory"
- "I don't need to use the waiver wire"
- "My team is stacked"
💀 WHAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED
- Finished 5-9 (again)
- Worst draft in league history
- Missed playoffs by Week 8
- Trade backfired spectacularly
- Needed waiver wire desperately
- Team was hot garbage