LOGAN'S REDEMPTION ARC
After finishing DEAD LAST in 2022 with a brutal -28.1 point differential, Logan Alderson has completed the ultimate revenge tour. Leading the league in scoring with 1879.96 points and going UNDEFEATED at home (7-0-0), he demolished Jacob Johnson's Blevins' RubNTug 138.12 to 85.0 in the championship. From toilet bowl to trophy - but about that ass tattoo he still owes...
THE 188-POINT EXPLOSION
Garrett Burton's 3rd Beer Hits The Blake Towers dropped an INSANE 188.34 points in Round 1 - the highest single-game score of the playoffs! Despite the monster performance, the magic ran out in the semis, falling to Blevins 138.9-119.28.
CINDERELLA RUNS OUT OF GLASS SLIPPERS
Eli Hurt's Nobody's Hurt was the 7-seed that SHOCKED everyone, upsetting #2 Gut Check (Donavon) in Round 1 with a 109.72-100.68 victory. The upset run ended in the semis, but a 3rd place finish is nothing to sneeze at for a 6-8 team!
DONAVON'S PLAYOFF MELTDOWN
The #2 seed Gut Check, after a dominant 10-4 regular season with 1824.56 points, got BOUNCED in Round 1 by the 7-seed. Sources say Donavon immediately Venmo'd the league fees and dipped. New commish incoming? The crybaby energy is real.
JACOB BARNWELL'S HISTORIC COLLAPSE
I chase brown kids finished the season on a SEVEN-GAME LOSING STREAK (L7). Despite having the 5th most points in the league (1678.86), the fantasy gods showed no mercy. Sometimes the schedule just hits different.
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WALL OF SHAME - UNPAID PUNISHMENTS
WHAT HAPPENS NOW?
There was a bet... something about Tyler winning the league and Isaac getting oiled up. Tyler didn't win. But Logan did. Does Logan now inherit certain... rights? The group chat debates rage on. Isaac remains concerned.
SEE MORE ISAAC CONTENT9th Place Game (Week 17)
Tyler wins by 1.32 points! NAIL BITER!
TOILET BOWL - 11th Place (Week 17)
Rylan finishes DEAD LAST with a pathetic 63.3 points. Waffle House awaits?