FINAL STANDINGS

2025 SEASON COMPLETE

2025 LEAGUE CHAMPION

LOGAN ALDERSON - Mr Pfizer + Swifties for Kamala
Championship Score: 138.12 | Defeated Blevins' RubNTug 138.12 - 85.0

FINAL POWER RANKINGS

The Definitive 2025 Season Rankings
FINAL POWER RANKINGS
1
Mr Pfizer + Swifties for Kamala CHAMPION
Logan Alderson
2
Blevins' RubNTug RUNNER-UP
Jacob Johnson
3
Nobody's Hurt 3RD PLACE
Eli Hurt
4
3rd Beer Hits The Blake Towers
Garrett Burton - Dropped 188.34 in Round 1!
5
I chase brown kids
jacob barnwell - L7 Streak to End Season
6
4th n Long to Deannas Tight End
Cain Cooksey - Only 8 Roster Moves All Year
7
Gut Check CRYBABY
Donavon Alderson - Lost Rd 1 as #2 Seed, Rage Quit
8
CeeDees Blue Balls
Isaac Puzey - 35 Roster Moves, Still Mid
9
Beatin Sandy's Cheeks CONSOLATION CHAMP
Tyler Blevins - Won by 1.32 Points!
10
Room 40's Nuts
CJ Tackett - Defending Champ Falls Hard
11
Naber, What?!
Blake Howell - From 2022 Champ to This
12
Waffle House Bound TOILET BOWL
Rylan Thomas - 63.3 Points in Final Week. Pathetic.
FINAL SEASON STATS
RK TEAM PF PA REC HOME AWAY STRK MOVES
1 Mr Pfizer + Swifties for Kamala (Logan Alderson) 1879.96 1610.6 9-5-0 7-0-0 2-5-0 W1 23
2 Blevins' RubNTug (Jacob Johnson) 1670.82 1487.74 11-3-0 6-2-0 5-1-0 W3 16
3 Nobody's Hurt (Eli Hurt) 1619.98 1598.44 6-8-0 3-5-0 3-3-0 W1 13
4 3rd Beer Hits The Blake Towers (Garrett Burton) 1539.6 1597.12 8-6-0 4-2-0 4-4-0 L2 12
5 I chase brown kids (jacob barnwell) 1678.86 1653.92 6-8-0 3-4-0 3-4-0 L7 19
6 4th n Long to Deannas Tight End (Cain Cooksey) 1593.18 1679.1 8-6-0 3-5-0 5-1-0 W3 8
7 Gut Check (Donavon Alderson) 1824.56 1492.06 10-4-0 5-1-0 5-3-0 W2 25
8 CeeDees Blue Balls (Isaac Puzey) 1598.38 1673.2 6-8-0 4-2-0 2-6-0 L1 35
9 Beatin Sandy's Cheeks (Tyler Blevins) 1484.28 1644.1 6-8-0 3-4-0 3-4-0 L1 17
10 Room 40's Nuts (CJ Tackett) 1490.4 1650.76 6-8-0 3-4-0 3-4-0 W4 25
11 Naber, What?! (Blake Howell) 1447.98 1618.96 4-10-0 1-6-0 3-4-0 L2 12
12 Waffle House Bound (Rylan Thomas) 1452.86 1574.86 4-10-0 2-5-0 2-5-0 L5 19
Legend: PF = Points For | PA = Points Against | REC = Record | STRK = Final Streak | MOVES = Roster Moves
2025 SEASON AWARDS
🏆
League Champion
Logan Alderson
Mr Pfizer + Swifties for Kamala
📈
Most Points Scored
Logan Alderson
1879.96 PF
🏠
Best Home Record
Logan Alderson
7-0-0 (Perfect!)
🚀
Best Road Record
Jacob Johnson
5-1-0 Away
🔥
Best Regular Season
Jacob Johnson
11-3-0
💥
Single Game High
Garrett Burton
188.34 (Playoffs R1)
🔄
Most Roster Moves
Isaac Puzey
35 Transactions
🧠
Least Roster Moves
Cain Cooksey
8 Transactions
💩
Biggest Collapse
jacob barnwell
L7 Losing Streak
😭
Crybaby Award
Donavon Alderson
Rage Quit After Round 1
🏆
Consolation Champion
Tyler Blevins
Won by 1.32 pts!
🚽
Toilet Bowl Champion
Rylan Thomas
63.3 pts in finale
2025 SEASON RECAP
THE CHAMPIONSHIP
Logan Alderson's Mr Pfizer + Swifties for Kamala dominated the championship game, crushing Jacob Johnson's Blevins' RubNTug 138.12 to 85.0. The #3 seed completed a dominant playoff run after leading the league in scoring (1879.96 PF) and going undefeated at home (7-0-0) during the regular season. The 53-point margin of victory in the finals was the largest of the entire playoffs.
CINDERELLA STORY
Eli Hurt's Nobody's Hurt entered the playoffs as the #7 seed with a 6-8 record. They pulled off the biggest upset of Round 1, knocking out #2 seed Gut Check 109.72 to 100.68. The magical run continued to a 3rd place finish - proving you don't need the best regular season to make noise in the playoffs.
THE GREAT COLLAPSE
jacob barnwell's I chase brown kids had the 5th most points in the league (1678.86) but finished the season on a brutal SEVEN-GAME LOSING STREAK. The L7 collapse is one for the record books, proving that fantasy football is a cruel, cruel game.
CRYBABY CHRONICLES
Donavon Alderson's Gut Check was the #2 seed with a 10-4 record and 1824.56 points. A first-round exit at the hands of the 7-seed was too much to handle. Sources say he immediately Venmo'd the league fees and ghosted. New commish era incoming?