The 2026 season hasn't kicked off yet. Until Week 1 goes final, here's the post-draft power board β plus the complete 2025 archive underneath it.
Twelve rosters, 192 picks, zero snaps. Every record below reads 0β0 and every manager currently believes they drafted the best team in the league. Historically, eleven of them are wrong. Standings will fill in here as results land.
"This is my year. I can feel it." β someone, every single August
| NTSN | Team | Draft | Slot | ESPN | Ξ |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 4th n Long to Deannas Tight End Cain Cooksey Β· McCaffrey + Barkley + Lamar | A+ | 6 | 2 | +1 |
| 2 | Blevins' RubNTug Jacob Johnson Β· Jefferson, Rice, Hurts, Kelce | A | 11 | 12 | +10 |
| 3 | Room 40's Nuts CJ Tackett Β· deepest board in the room | Aβ | 4 | 3 | β |
| 4 | 3rd Beer Hits The Blake Towers Garrett Burton Β· CeeDee heads a loaded WR room | B+ | 9 | 5 | +1 |
| 5 | Aaronning Away With It Isaac Puzey Β· Gibbs, Jacobs, A.J. Brown | B+ | 1 | 7 | +2 |
| 6 | Beatin Sandy's Cheeks Tyler Blevins Β· Achane, London, Daniels | B | 12 | 10 | +4 |
| 7 | Nobody's Hurt Eli Hurt Β· Bijan + Breece, then a cliff | B | 2 | 1 | β6 |
| 8 | I chase brown kids Jacob Barnwell Β· Cook, Jeanty, Burrow, Kittle | Bβ | 10 | 6 | β2 |
| 9 | Mr Swift Logan Alderson Β· defending champ, thin backfield | C+ | 7 | 8 | β1 |
| 10 | Gut Check Donavon Alderson Β· Chase, then three QBs | C+ | 3 | 9 | β1 |
| 11 | rylan's Remarkable Team Rylan Thomas Β· seven RBs, one QB | C | 5 | 11 | β |
| 12 | Naber, What?! Blake Howell Β· got the name pick | Cβ | 8 | 4 | β8 |
ESPN has last year's 11β3 runner-up dead last. The roster is Jefferson, Rashee Rice, Kyren Williams, Jalen Hurts and Travis Kelce. The knock is real β one quarterback, four running backs, and a lot riding on Rice staying on the field β but twelfth is a projection, not a reading.
ESPN loves the Jonathan Taylor and Malik Nabers core plus Jeremiyah Love. We see one quarterback in Drake Maye, three tight ends, and a roster that spent premium capital completing a team-name joke. Somebody is very wrong here.
Bijan plus Breece plus Josh Allen is a legitimate top-three spine, and ESPN weights it accordingly. Our hesitation is everything after it: Tee Higgins leads a thin receiver room, and two defenses on a 16-man roster is a pick spent on nothing.
Strip out the three arguments above and the two boards are nearly identical. Both have Cain top two, CJ third, Garrett around fifth, Logan mid-table despite the ring, and Rylan eleventh. The consensus is that Cain's McCaffreyβBarkleyβLamar opening is the best top-end in the league and that the defending champion drafted like a man who already had his.
"Rankings are just opinions with a chart attached." β every manager ranked below sixth
Logan Alderson β final regular-season record 9β5, league-best 1,879.96 points, undefeated 7β0 at home. Defeated Blevins' RubNTug 138.12β85.0 in the championship game.
"From toilet bowl to trophy. Now pay up." β the league
| # | Team | Status | WβL |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Mr Pfizer + Swifties for Kamala Logan Alderson | Champ | 9β5 |
| 2 | Blevins' RubNTug Jacob Johnson | Runner-Up | 11β3 |
| 3 | Nobody's Hurt Eli Hurt | 3rd | 6β8 |
| 4 | 3rd Beer Hits The Blake Towers Garrett Burton Β· 188.34 in R1 | 188 Pts | 8β6 |
| 5 | I chase brown kids jacob barnwell Β· L7 streak to end | 7L Skid | 6β8 |
| 6 | 4th n Long to Deannas Tight End Cain Cooksey Β· 8 roster moves all year | Efficient | 8β6 |
| 7 | Gut Check Donavon Alderson Β· R1 exit as #2 seed | Crybaby | 10β4 |
| 8 | CeeDees Blue Balls Isaac Puzey Β· 35 roster moves, still mid | Still Mid | 6β8 |
| 9 | Beatin Sandy's Cheeks Tyler Blevins Β· won by 1.32 pts | Consol. | 6β8 |
| 10 | Room 40's Nuts CJ Tackett Β· defending champ falls | Dethroned | 6β8 |
| 11 | Naber, What?! Blake Howell Β· 2022 champ to this | β | 4β10 |
| 12 | Waffle House Bound Rylan Thomas Β· 63.3 pts in finale | Last Place | 4β10 |
| # | Team | PF | PA | REC | Home | Away | Strk | Moves |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Mr Pfizer + Swifties Logan Alderson |
1879.96 | 1610.60 | 9β5 | 7β0 | 2β5 | W1 | 23 |
| 2 | Blevins' RubNTug Jacob Johnson |
1670.82 | 1487.74 | 11β3 | 6β2 | 5β1 | W3 | 16 |
| 3 | Nobody's Hurt Eli Hurt |
1619.98 | 1598.44 | 6β8 | 3β5 | 3β3 | W1 | 13 |
| 4 | 3rd Beer Hits Blake Garrett Burton |
1539.60 | 1597.12 | 8β6 | 4β2 | 4β4 | L2 | 12 |
| 5 | I chase brown kids jacob barnwell |
1678.86 | 1653.92 | 6β8 | 3β4 | 3β4 | L7 | 19 |
| 6 | 4th n Long to Deanna Cain Cooksey |
1593.18 | 1679.10 | 8β6 | 3β5 | 5β1 | W3 | 8 |
| 7 | Gut Check Donavon Alderson |
1824.56 | 1492.06 | 10β4 | 5β1 | 5β3 | W2 | 25 |
| 8 | CeeDees Blue Balls Isaac Puzey |
1598.38 | 1673.20 | 6β8 | 4β2 | 2β6 | L1 | 35 |
| 9 | Beatin Sandy's Cheeks Tyler Blevins |
1484.28 | 1644.10 | 6β8 | 3β4 | 3β4 | L1 | 17 |
| 10 | Room 40's Nuts CJ Tackett |
1490.40 | 1650.76 | 6β8 | 3β4 | 3β4 | W4 | 25 |
| 11 | Naber, What?! Blake Howell |
1447.98 | 1618.96 | 4β10 | 1β6 | 3β4 | L2 | 12 |
| 12 | Waffle House Bound Rylan Thomas |
1452.86 | 1574.86 | 4β10 | 2β5 | 2β5 | L5 | 19 |
Logan's Mr Pfizer + Swifties for Kamala dominated the title game, crushing Jacob Johnson's Blevins' RubNTug 138.12β85.0. The #3 seed completed a dominant playoff run after leading the league in scoring (1,879.96) and going undefeated at home. The 53-point margin was the largest of the entire playoffs.
Eli Hurt's Nobody's Hurt entered as the #7 seed at 6β8. They pulled off the upset of Round 1, knocking out the #2 seed 109.72 to 100.68. The magic continued to a 3rd-place finish β proof you don't need the best regular season to make noise in January.
jacob barnwell's I chase brown kids had the 5th-most points in the league (1,678.86) but finished on a brutal seven-game losing streak. The L7 collapse is one for the record books β fantasy football is a cruel, cruel game.
The #2 seed at 10β4 with 1,824.56 points. A first-round exit at the hands of the 7-seed was too much. Sources say he Venmo'd the league fees and ghosted the group chat. New commish era incoming?