2021
Jesse Tuggle
Chicken Fingers · 12–2 beast mode. The original. Set the standard with a 2,000-point season nobody has touched since.
League Archives · 2021–2025
Five Years of Chaos
From Jesse Tuggle's dominant 2,000-point debut to Logan's redemption arc championship — the complete chronicle of No-Tegridy.
Five Champions
2021 → 20252022
Blake Howell
Lets Ride · 10–4 dominant. Peak Blake. 1,783 PF and a +21.5 differential.
2023
Jacob Johnson
Blevins' RubNTug · 8–6 clutch. Got hot at the right time and rode the heater to a ring.
2024
CJ Tackett
Room 40's Nuts · 8–6 grinder. Title defense in 2025 was over by November.
2025
Logan Alderson
Mr Pfizer + Swifties for Kamala · 9–5 redemption. Toilet bowl in 2022 to champion in 2025. Still owes that ass tat.
Year by Year
CLICK TO EXPAND| RK | Team | Manager | REC | PF | PA | Home | Away | Strk |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Mr Pfizer + Swifties | Logan Alderson | 9–5 | 1879.96 | 1610.60 | 7–0 | 2–5 | W1 |
| 2 | Blevins' RubNTug | Jacob Johnson | 11–3 | 1670.82 | 1487.74 | 6–2 | 5–1 | W3 |
| 3 | Nobody's Hurt | Eli Hurt | 6–8 | 1619.98 | 1598.44 | 3–5 | 3–3 | W1 |
| 4 | 3rd Beer Hits Blake | Garrett Burton | 8–6 | 1539.60 | 1597.12 | 4–2 | 4–4 | L2 |
| 5 | I chase brown kids | jacob barnwell | 6–8 | 1678.86 | 1653.92 | 3–4 | 3–4 | L7 |
| 6 | 4th n Long to Deanna | Cain Cooksey | 8–6 | 1593.18 | 1679.10 | 3–5 | 5–1 | W3 |
| 7 | Gut Check | Donavon Alderson | 10–4 | 1824.56 | 1492.06 | 5–1 | 5–3 | W2 |
| 8 | CeeDees Blue Balls | Isaac Puzey | 6–8 | 1598.38 | 1673.20 | 4–2 | 2–6 | L1 |
| 9 | Beatin Sandy's Cheeks | Tyler Blevins | 6–8 | 1484.28 | 1644.10 | 3–4 | 3–4 | L1 |
| 10 | Room 40's Nuts | CJ Tackett | 6–8 | 1490.40 | 1650.76 | 3–4 | 3–4 | W4 |
| 11 | Naber, What?! | Blake Howell | 4–10 | 1447.98 | 1618.96 | 1–6 | 3–4 | L2 |
| 12 | Waffle House Bound | Rylan Thomas | 4–10 | 1452.86 | 1574.86 | 2–5 | 2–5 | L5 |
Championship Blowout
Logan 138.12, Blevins 85.0
Biggest Upset
#7 Nobody's Hurt over #2 Gut Check
Single-Game High
Garrett · 188.34 (R1)
Epic Collapse
jacob barnwell · L7
Crybaby Award
Donavon · R1 rage quit
Toilet Bowl Champ
Rylan · 63.3 finale
| RK | Team | Manager | REC | PF | PA | PF/G | PA/G | Diff |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Room 40's Nuts | CJ Tackett | 8–6 | 1606.28 | 1568.60 | 114.7 | 112.0 | +2.7 |
| 2 | Hawk Tua an Pitts | Garrett Burton | 6–8 | 1693.42 | 1713.76 | 121.0 | 122.4 | −1.5 |
| 3 | Waddle you doing stepburrow | Jacob Barnwell | 10–4 | 1847.86 | 1660.80 | 132.0 | 118.6 | +13.4 |
| 4 | Blevins' RubNTug | Jacob Johnson | 6–8 | 1539.76 | 1660.64 | 110.0 | 118.6 | −8.6 |
| 5 | Nobody's Hurt | Eli Hurt | 6–8 | 1619.46 | 1553.44 | 115.7 | 111.0 | +4.7 |
| 6 | Gut Check | Donavon Alderson | 11–3 | 1793.26 | 1529.50 | 128.1 | 109.3 | +18.8 |
| 7 | Mr Pfizer + Swifties | Logan Alderson | 9–5 | 1706.22 | 1555.44 | 121.9 | 111.1 | +10.8 |
| 8 | Waffle House Bound | Rylan Thomas | 9–5 | 1545.62 | 1501.64 | 110.4 | 107.3 | +3.1 |
| 9 | Burrowito Bowl | Isaac Puzey | 5–9 | 1557.84 | 1639.96 | 111.3 | 117.1 | −5.9 |
| 10 | Beatin Sandy's Cheeks | Tyler Blevins | 4–10 | 1445.34 | 1689.92 | 103.2 | 120.7 | −17.5 |
| 11 | 1st Pick Curse | Blake Howell | 5–9 | 1487.28 | 1674.74 | 106.2 | 119.6 | −13.4 |
| 12 | Deannas Fat TDs | Cain Cooksey | 5–9 | 1552.82 | 1646.72 | 110.9 | 117.6 | −6.7 |
Biggest Upset
CJ's 8–6 title run
Biggest Heartbreak
Don's 11–3 no title
Most Points
Barney · 1847.86
Isaac's Performance
5–9 (predictably trash)
Best Team Name
Hawk Tua an Pitts
Toilet Bowl King
Tyler · 4–10
| RK | Team | Manager | REC | PF | PA | PF/G | PA/G | Diff |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Blevins' RubNTug | Jacob Johnson | 8–6 | 1748.28 | 1615.66 | 124.9 | 115.4 | +9.5 |
| 2 | Room 40's Nuts | CJ Tackett | 8–6 | 1619.10 | 1592.08 | 115.6 | 113.7 | +1.9 |
| 3 | Waffle House Bound | Rylan Thomas | 7–7 | 1686.92 | 1544.08 | 120.5 | 110.3 | +10.2 |
| 4 | Jerkin Goff | Logan Alderson | 10–4 | 1598.64 | 1485.66 | 114.2 | 106.1 | +8.1 |
| 5 | CeeDeez Nutz | Blake Howell | 7–7 | 1666.68 | 1528.02 | 119.0 | 109.1 | +9.9 |
| 6 | Adrian beaturson | Jacob Barnwell | 8–6 | 1739.54 | 1687.30 | 124.3 | 120.5 | +3.7 |
| 7 | IAMAFRAUD | Isaac Puzey | 8–6 | 1508.42 | 1533.90 | 107.7 | 109.6 | −1.8 |
| 8 | I am a fraud | Donavon Alderson | 9–5 | 1545.50 | 1580.20 | 110.4 | 112.9 | −2.5 |
| 9 | Nobody's Hurt | Eli Hurt | 5–9 | 1522.42 | 1676.26 | 108.7 | 119.7 | −11.0 |
| 10 | Deanna's Tight End | Cain Cooksey | 2–12 | 1447.92 | 1632.74 | 103.4 | 116.6 | −13.2 |
| 11 | Stinky Stubby Isaac | Garrett Burton | 7–7 | 1530.12 | 1645.60 | 109.3 | 117.5 | −8.2 |
| 12 | Beatin Sandy's Cheeks | Tyler Blevins | 5–9 | 1498.78 | 1590.82 | 107.1 | 113.6 | −6.6 |
Championship Surprise
Jacob Johnson's clutch run
Isaac's "Best"
8–6, called himself a fraud
Biggest Disaster
Cain's 2–12 catastrophe
Most Points
Jacob Johnson · 1748.28
Best Regular Season
Logan · 10–4
Notable Team Name
Blevins' RubNTug
| RK | Team | Manager | REC | PF | PA | PF/G | PA/G | Diff |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Lets Ride | Blake Howell | 10–4 | 1783.58 | 1482.80 | 127.4 | 106.0 | +21.5 |
| 2 | Catalina Wine Mixon | Isaac Puzey | 9–5 | 1760.02 | 1658.00 | 125.7 | 118.0 | +7.3 |
| 3 | Thicc Succ | Tyler Blevins | 8–6 | 1720.52 | 1506.40 | 122.9 | 108.0 | +15.3 |
| 4 | Urban Meyer's Sunday Scaries | CJ Tackett | 10–4 | 1640.54 | 1537.70 | 117.2 | 110.0 | +7.3 |
| 5 | Racing with Ruggs | Garrett Burton | 8–6 | 1559.24 | 1362.70 | 111.4 | 97.3 | +14.0 |
| 6 | Burrow McCokiner | Jacob Johnson | 6–8 | 1502.50 | 1605.90 | 107.0 | 115.0 | −7.4 |
| 7 | Franklin Pussa Grabbers | Rylan Thomas | 7–7 | 1719.90 | 1628.00 | 122.9 | 116.0 | +6.6 |
| 8 | Team Littrell | Parker Littrell | 8–6 | 1531.50 | 1434.40 | 109.4 | 103.0 | +6.9 |
| 9 | Fantasy Foursome | Garrett Johnson | 4–10 | 1454.52 | 1773.70 | 103.9 | 127.0 | −22.8 |
| 10 | Team Alderson | Donavon Alderson | 5–9 | 1599.38 | 1737.50 | 114.2 | 124.0 | −9.9 |
| 11 | Babysitting By AP | Logan Alderson | 5–9 | 1493.08 | 1885.90 | 106.6 | 135.0 | −28.1 |
| 12 | Nobody's Hurt | Eli Hurt | 4–10 | 1445.52 | 1597.30 | 103.3 | 114.0 | −10.8 |
Blake's Peak
10–4 dominant title
Isaac's Only Good Year
9–5 runner-up — peak Isaac
Best Team Name
Franklin Pussa Grabbers
Most Points
Blake · 1783.58
Biggest Choke
Logan · −28.1 diff
Owes
Logan · Ass Tattoo (still)
| RK | Team | Manager | REC | PF | PA | PF/G | PA/G | Diff |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Chicken Fingers | Jesse Tuggle | 12–2 | 1999.62 | 1588.70 | 142.8 | 114.0 | +29.4 |
| 2 | Hanging with Hernandez | Garrett Burton | 11–3 | 1804.10 | 1571.10 | 128.9 | 112.0 | +16.6 |
| 3 | Chubb At Half Stafford | Jacob Johnson | 8–6 | 1765.66 | 1691.40 | 126.1 | 121.0 | +5.3 |
| 4 | Not the worst Alderson | Donavon Alderson | 9–5 | 1710.94 | 1611.20 | 122.2 | 115.0 | +7.1 |
| 5 | I Kill The Goblin | Blake Howell | 8–6 | 1549.56 | 1523.70 | 110.7 | 109.0 | +1.9 |
| 6 | Puzey's Barrel | Logan Alderson | 5–9 | 1784.40 | 1777.80 | 128.0 | 127.0 | +0.5 |
| 7 | Team Littrell | Parker Littrell | 6–8 | 1485.16 | 1485.30 | 106.1 | 106.0 | 0.0 |
| 8 | Urban Meyer's Sunday Scaries | CJ Tackett | 6–8 | 1510.36 | 1550.40 | 107.9 | 111.0 | −2.9 |
| 9 | Balls Mcgee | Isaac Puzey | 5–9 | 1495.80 | 1729.30 | 106.8 | 124.0 | −16.7 |
| 10 | Thicc Succ | Tyler Blevins | 5–9 | 1476.58 | 1586.40 | 105.5 | 113.0 | −7.8 |
| 11 | Fantasy Foursome | Garrett Johnson | 5–9 | 1452.44 | 1682.80 | 103.7 | 120.0 | −16.5 |
| 12 | Nobody's Hurt | Eli Hurt | 4–10 | 1477.66 | 1714.40 | 105.5 | 123.0 | −16.9 |
GOAT Performance
Jesse · 12–2, 2000 pts
Isaac's Debut
5–9 — set the standard
Most Heartbreaking
Logan · high PF, bad record
Perfect Tie
Parker · 0.0 differential
League Founded
The beginning of chaos
Isaac's Trajectory
Started bad, stayed bad
Five Years at a Glance
2021
The Beginning
League founded. Jesse dominates with 2000 points. Isaac starts his 5–9 tradition.
2022
Blake's Peak
Blake's championship. Isaac's only good season (9–5). Franklin Pussa Grabbers born.
2023
The Clutch Run
Jacob Johnson clutch title. Cain's historic 2–12. Isaac literally named his team "IAMAFRAUD".
2024
The Grinder
CJ's grinder championship. Don's 11–3 heartbreak. Isaac back to 5–9 form.
2025
Redemption Arc
Logan's redemption arc — from last place to champion. Donavon rage-quit. CJ's title defense crashed.