2019
Saquon My Nuts
Manager lost to the ESPN archives · 9–4. The first crown ever handed out — won it while Team Sims sat at 10–3 with nothing.
League Archives · 2019–2025
Seven Years of Chaos
From Saquon My Nuts' inaugural title to Logan's redemption arc championship — the complete chronicle of No-Tegridy.
Seven Champions
2019 → 20252020
Eli Hurt
Nobody's Hurt · 8–5 in the COVID year. Won it all, then defended the crown with back-to-back last-place finishes.
2021
Jesse Tuggle
Chicken Fingers · 12–2 beast mode. Set the standard with a 2,000-point season nobody has touched since.
2022
Blake Howell
Lets Ride · 10–4 dominant. Peak Blake. 1,783 PF and a +21.5 differential.
2023
Jacob Johnson
Blevins' RubNTug · 8–6 clutch. Got hot at the right time and rode the heater to a ring.
2024
CJ Tackett
Room 40's Nuts · 8–6 grinder. Title defense in 2025 was over by November.
2025
Logan Alderson
Mr Pfizer + Swifties for Kamala · 9–5 redemption. Toilet bowl in 2022 to champion in 2025. Still owes that ass tat.
Year by Year
CLICK TO EXPAND| RK | Team | Manager | REC | PF | PA | Home | Away | Strk |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Mr Pfizer + Swifties | Logan Alderson | 9–5 | 1879.96 | 1610.60 | 7–0 | 2–5 | W1 |
| 2 | Blevins' RubNTug | Jacob Johnson | 11–3 | 1670.82 | 1487.74 | 6–2 | 5–1 | W3 |
| 3 | Nobody's Hurt | Eli Hurt | 6–8 | 1619.98 | 1598.44 | 3–5 | 3–3 | W1 |
| 4 | 3rd Beer Hits Blake | Garrett Burton | 8–6 | 1539.60 | 1597.12 | 4–2 | 4–4 | L2 |
| 5 | I chase brown kids | jacob barnwell | 6–8 | 1678.86 | 1653.92 | 3–4 | 3–4 | L7 |
| 6 | 4th n Long to Deanna | Cain Cooksey | 8–6 | 1593.18 | 1679.10 | 3–5 | 5–1 | W3 |
| 7 | Gut Check | Donavon Alderson | 10–4 | 1824.56 | 1492.06 | 5–1 | 5–3 | W2 |
| 8 | CeeDees Blue Balls | Isaac Puzey | 6–8 | 1598.38 | 1673.20 | 4–2 | 2–6 | L1 |
| 9 | Beatin Sandy's Cheeks | Tyler Blevins | 6–8 | 1484.28 | 1644.10 | 3–4 | 3–4 | L1 |
| 10 | Room 40's Nuts | CJ Tackett | 6–8 | 1490.40 | 1650.76 | 3–4 | 3–4 | W4 |
| 11 | Naber, What?! | Blake Howell | 4–10 | 1447.98 | 1618.96 | 1–6 | 3–4 | L2 |
| 12 | Waffle House Bound | Rylan Thomas | 4–10 | 1452.86 | 1574.86 | 2–5 | 2–5 | L5 |
Championship Blowout
Logan 138.12, Blevins 85.0
Biggest Upset
#7 Nobody's Hurt over #2 Gut Check
Single-Game High
Garrett · 188.34 (R1)
Epic Collapse
jacob barnwell · L7
Crybaby Award
Donavon · R1 rage quit
Toilet Bowl Champ
Rylan · 63.3 finale
| RK | Team | Manager | REC | PF | PA | PF/G | PA/G | Diff |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Room 40's Nuts | CJ Tackett | 8–6 | 1606.28 | 1568.60 | 114.7 | 112.0 | +2.7 |
| 2 | Hawk Tua an Pitts | Garrett Burton | 6–8 | 1693.42 | 1713.76 | 121.0 | 122.4 | −1.5 |
| 3 | Waddle you doing stepburrow | Jacob Barnwell | 10–4 | 1847.86 | 1660.80 | 132.0 | 118.6 | +13.4 |
| 4 | Blevins' RubNTug | Jacob Johnson | 6–8 | 1539.76 | 1660.64 | 110.0 | 118.6 | −8.6 |
| 5 | Nobody's Hurt | Eli Hurt | 6–8 | 1619.46 | 1553.44 | 115.7 | 111.0 | +4.7 |
| 6 | Gut Check | Donavon Alderson | 11–3 | 1793.26 | 1529.50 | 128.1 | 109.3 | +18.8 |
| 7 | Mr Pfizer + Swifties | Logan Alderson | 9–5 | 1706.22 | 1555.44 | 121.9 | 111.1 | +10.8 |
| 8 | Waffle House Bound | Rylan Thomas | 9–5 | 1545.62 | 1501.64 | 110.4 | 107.3 | +3.1 |
| 9 | Burrowito Bowl | Isaac Puzey | 5–9 | 1557.84 | 1639.96 | 111.3 | 117.1 | −5.9 |
| 10 | Beatin Sandy's Cheeks | Tyler Blevins | 4–10 | 1445.34 | 1689.92 | 103.2 | 120.7 | −17.5 |
| 11 | 1st Pick Curse | Blake Howell | 5–9 | 1487.28 | 1674.74 | 106.2 | 119.6 | −13.4 |
| 12 | Deannas Fat TDs | Cain Cooksey | 5–9 | 1552.82 | 1646.72 | 110.9 | 117.6 | −6.7 |
Biggest Upset
CJ's 8–6 title run
Biggest Heartbreak
Don's 11–3 no title
Most Points
Barney · 1847.86
Isaac's Performance
5–9 (predictably trash)
Best Team Name
Hawk Tua an Pitts
Toilet Bowl King
Tyler · 4–10
| RK | Team | Manager | REC | PF | PA | PF/G | PA/G | Diff |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Blevins' RubNTug | Jacob Johnson | 8–6 | 1748.28 | 1615.66 | 124.9 | 115.4 | +9.5 |
| 2 | Room 40's Nuts | CJ Tackett | 8–6 | 1619.10 | 1592.08 | 115.6 | 113.7 | +1.9 |
| 3 | Waffle House Bound | Rylan Thomas | 7–7 | 1686.92 | 1544.08 | 120.5 | 110.3 | +10.2 |
| 4 | Jerkin Goff | Logan Alderson | 10–4 | 1598.64 | 1485.66 | 114.2 | 106.1 | +8.1 |
| 5 | CeeDeez Nutz | Blake Howell | 7–7 | 1666.68 | 1528.02 | 119.0 | 109.1 | +9.9 |
| 6 | Adrian beaturson | Jacob Barnwell | 8–6 | 1739.54 | 1687.30 | 124.3 | 120.5 | +3.7 |
| 7 | IAMAFRAUD | Isaac Puzey | 8–6 | 1508.42 | 1533.90 | 107.7 | 109.6 | −1.8 |
| 8 | I am a fraud | Donavon Alderson | 9–5 | 1545.50 | 1580.20 | 110.4 | 112.9 | −2.5 |
| 9 | Nobody's Hurt | Eli Hurt | 5–9 | 1522.42 | 1676.26 | 108.7 | 119.7 | −11.0 |
| 10 | Deanna's Tight End | Cain Cooksey | 2–12 | 1447.92 | 1632.74 | 103.4 | 116.6 | −13.2 |
| 11 | Stinky Stubby Isaac | Garrett Burton | 7–7 | 1530.12 | 1645.60 | 109.3 | 117.5 | −8.2 |
| 12 | Beatin Sandy's Cheeks | Tyler Blevins | 5–9 | 1498.78 | 1590.82 | 107.1 | 113.6 | −6.6 |
Championship Surprise
Jacob Johnson's clutch run
Isaac's "Best"
8–6, called himself a fraud
Biggest Disaster
Cain's 2–12 catastrophe
Most Points
Jacob Johnson · 1748.28
Best Regular Season
Logan · 10–4
Notable Team Name
Blevins' RubNTug
| RK | Team | Manager | REC | PF | PA | PF/G | PA/G | Diff |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Lets Ride | Blake Howell | 10–4 | 1783.58 | 1482.80 | 127.4 | 106.0 | +21.5 |
| 2 | Catalina Wine Mixon | Isaac Puzey | 9–5 | 1760.02 | 1658.00 | 125.7 | 118.0 | +7.3 |
| 3 | Thicc Succ | Tyler Blevins | 8–6 | 1720.52 | 1506.40 | 122.9 | 108.0 | +15.3 |
| 4 | Urban Meyer's Sunday Scaries | CJ Tackett | 10–4 | 1640.54 | 1537.70 | 117.2 | 110.0 | +7.3 |
| 5 | Racing with Ruggs | Garrett Burton | 8–6 | 1559.24 | 1362.70 | 111.4 | 97.3 | +14.0 |
| 6 | Burrow McCokiner | Jacob Johnson | 6–8 | 1502.50 | 1605.90 | 107.0 | 115.0 | −7.4 |
| 7 | Franklin Pussa Grabbers | Rylan Thomas | 7–7 | 1719.90 | 1628.00 | 122.9 | 116.0 | +6.6 |
| 8 | Team Littrell | Parker Littrell | 8–6 | 1531.50 | 1434.40 | 109.4 | 103.0 | +6.9 |
| 9 | Fantasy Foursome | Garrett Johnson | 4–10 | 1454.52 | 1773.70 | 103.9 | 127.0 | −22.8 |
| 10 | Team Alderson | Donavon Alderson | 5–9 | 1599.38 | 1737.50 | 114.2 | 124.0 | −9.9 |
| 11 | Babysitting By AP | Logan Alderson | 5–9 | 1493.08 | 1885.90 | 106.6 | 135.0 | −28.1 |
| 12 | Nobody's Hurt | Eli Hurt | 4–10 | 1445.52 | 1597.30 | 103.3 | 114.0 | −10.8 |
Blake's Peak
10–4 dominant title
Isaac's Only Good Year
9–5 runner-up — peak Isaac
Best Team Name
Franklin Pussa Grabbers
Most Points
Blake · 1783.58
Biggest Choke
Logan · −28.1 diff
Owes
Logan · Ass Tattoo (still)
| RK | Team | Manager | REC | PF | PA | PF/G | PA/G | Diff |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Chicken Fingers | Jesse Tuggle | 12–2 | 1999.62 | 1588.70 | 142.8 | 114.0 | +29.4 |
| 2 | Hanging with Hernandez | Garrett Burton | 11–3 | 1804.10 | 1571.10 | 128.9 | 112.0 | +16.6 |
| 3 | Chubb At Half Stafford | Jacob Johnson | 8–6 | 1765.66 | 1691.40 | 126.1 | 121.0 | +5.3 |
| 4 | Not the worst Alderson | Donavon Alderson | 9–5 | 1710.94 | 1611.20 | 122.2 | 115.0 | +7.1 |
| 5 | I Kill The Goblin | Blake Howell | 8–6 | 1549.56 | 1523.70 | 110.7 | 109.0 | +1.9 |
| 6 | Puzey's Barrel | Logan Alderson | 5–9 | 1784.40 | 1777.80 | 128.0 | 127.0 | +0.5 |
| 7 | Team Littrell | Parker Littrell | 6–8 | 1485.16 | 1485.30 | 106.1 | 106.0 | 0.0 |
| 8 | Urban Meyer's Sunday Scaries | CJ Tackett | 6–8 | 1510.36 | 1550.40 | 107.9 | 111.0 | −2.9 |
| 9 | Balls Mcgee | Isaac Puzey | 5–9 | 1495.80 | 1729.30 | 106.8 | 124.0 | −16.7 |
| 10 | Thicc Succ | Tyler Blevins | 5–9 | 1476.58 | 1586.40 | 105.5 | 113.0 | −7.8 |
| 11 | Fantasy Foursome | Garrett Johnson | 5–9 | 1452.44 | 1682.80 | 103.7 | 120.0 | −16.5 |
| 12 | Nobody's Hurt | Eli Hurt | 4–10 | 1477.66 | 1714.40 | 105.5 | 123.0 | −16.9 |
GOAT Performance
Jesse · 12–2, 2000 pts
Isaac's Debut
5–9 — set the standard
Most Heartbreaking
Logan · high PF, bad record
Perfect Tie
Parker · 0.0 differential
New Blood
Garrett debuts at 11–3
Isaac's Trajectory
Started bad, stayed bad
| RK | Team | Manager | REC |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Nobody's Hurt | Eli Hurt | 8–5 |
| 2 | Chicken Fingers | Jesse Tuggle | 8–5 |
| 3 | Saquon My Nuts | — | 6–7 |
| 4 | Not the worst Alderson | Donavon Alderson | 10–3 |
| 5 | Team Sims | — | 9–4 |
| 6 | Snell My Fingers | — | 8–5 |
| 7 | Team Littrell | Parker Littrell | 5–8 |
| 8 | OBJ's Poopy Chest | — | 10–3 |
| 9 | Show Tiddies In This Bitch | — | 2–11 |
| 10 | Slob on my COBB | — | 3–10 |
| 11 | OBJ The CLE Steamer | — | 5–8 |
| 12 | Fantasy Foursome | Garrett Johnson | 4–9 |
COVID-Year Champ
Eli Hurt · 8–5
Don's First Heartbreak
10–3 · fourth place
Biggest Collapse
OBJ's Poopy Chest · 10–3, 8th
Disaster Season
Show Tiddies · 2–11
Champ's Encore
Eli: last place '21 and '22
Archive Note
Points lost to ESPN history
| RK | Team | Manager | REC |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Saquon My Nuts | — | 9–4 |
| 2 | Tegridy? None | — | 7–6 |
| 3 | Team Sims | — | 10–3 |
| 4 | Show Tiddies In This Bitch | — | 8–5 |
| 5 | Chicken Fingers | Jesse Tuggle | 6–7 |
| 6 | Tugg on Deez Nuts | — | 6–7 |
| 7 | Slob on my COBB | — | 5–8 |
| 8 | Fantasy Foursome | Garrett Johnson | 7–6 |
| 9 | Team Littrell | Parker Littrell | 4–9 |
| 10 | Not the worst Alderson | Donavon Alderson | 6–7 |
| 11 | Nobody's Hurt | Eli Hurt | 4–9 |
| 12 | Sucked On Her Titties | — | 6–7 |
First Ever Champ
Saquon My Nuts · 9–4
League Namesake
"Tegridy? None" · runner-up
Robbed
Team Sims · 10–3, third
League Founded
The beginning of chaos
Future Champ Watch
Eli Hurt · 4–9 debut
The Head Shave
Logan pays up · only sentence ever served (we think it was this year)
Seven Years at a Glance
2019
The Beginning
League founded. Saquon My Nuts takes the first crown. "Tegridy? None" finishes second and names the league.
2020
The Plague Year
COVID season. Eli Hurt wins it all. Two 10–3 teams walk away with nothing.
2021
The Modern Era
Garrett joins. Jesse dominates with 2000 points. Isaac starts his 5–9 tradition.
2022
Blake's Peak
Blake's championship. Isaac's only good season (9–5). Franklin Pussa Grabbers born.
2023
The Clutch Run
Jacob Johnson clutch title. Cain's historic 2–12. Isaac literally named his team "IAMAFRAUD".
2024
The Grinder
CJ's grinder championship. Don's 11–3 heartbreak. Isaac back to 5–9 form.
2025
Redemption Arc
Logan's redemption arc — from last place to champion. Donavon rage-quit. CJ's title defense crashed.