OUR LEGENDS

🏈 Meet the Warriors of No-Tegridy 🏈
12 elite fantasy managers. Infinite trash talk. One legendary league. These are the champions, clowns, and everything in between that make No-Tegridy the greatest fantasy football experience on Earth.
👑 LEAGUE COMMISSIONER 👑
DON ALDERSON
🏈 GUT CHECK 🏈

The man, the myth, the legend who keeps this chaos organized. Currently suffering from 11-3 championship heartbreak, but still the GOAT commissioner.

🔥 THE ROSTER 🔥

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CJ TACKETT
Room 40's Nuts
2024 Finish: 🏆 CHAMPION
Record: 8-6
Style: Grinder Mode
Championships: 2024
"Room 40's nuts? More like Room 40's CHAMPIONSHIP NUTS! 🏆"
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GARRETT BURTON
Hawk Tua an Pitts on That Thang
2024 Finish: Runner-Up
Record: 6-8
Specialty: Viral Team Names
Best Season: 2021 (11-3)
"Hawk Tua an SPIT on that championship! Oh wait... 😭"
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JACOB BARNWELL
Waddle you doing StepBurrow
2024 Record: 10-4
Points For: 1847.86 (HIGHEST)
Heartbreak Level: Maximum
Playoff Result: CHOKED
"Highest scorer, best record, no championship. Pain. 💀"
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LOGAN ALDERSON
Mr Pfizer + Swifties for Kamala
2024 Record: 9-5
Political Stance: Pro-Vaccine
Music Taste: Swiftie
Best Season: 2023 (10-4)
"Shake it off, shake it off! 🎵 (My playoff losses)"
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RYLAN THOMAS
Waffle House Bound
2024 Record: 9-5
Consistency: Solid
Favorite Food: Waffles (Obviously)
Best Season: 2023 (7-7)
"All-Star Special: Two fantasy wins, extra syrup 🧇"
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ELI HURT
Nobody's Hurt
2024 Record: 6-8
Irony Level: Maximum
Players Injured: ALL OF THEM
Bad Luck: Legendary
"Nobody's Hurt... except literally everyone on my team 🏥"
👨🏻‍❤️‍💋‍👨🏿
JACOB JOHNSON
Blevins' RubNTug
2024 Record: 6-8
Championships: 2023
Team Name Rating: QUESTIONABLE
Defense: Defending Champ
"From champion to chump in one season. The fall hurts 😢"
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ISAAC "ISUCK" PUZEY
Burrowito Bowl
2024 Record: 5-9 (AGAIN)
Consistency: Consistently Bad
Best Season: 2022 (9-5)
Roast Level: MAXIMUM
"Maybe next year I'll win more than 5 games... LMAO JK 🤡"
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CAIN COOKSEY
Deanna's Fat TDs
2024 Record: 5-9
Team Name Creativity: Bold
Worst Season: 2023 (2-12)
Improvement: Slight
"Fat TDs, skinny wins. Working on the balance ⚖️"
🏃🏻‍♂️
BLAKE HOWELL
1st Pick Curse
2024 Record: 5-9
Championships: 2022
Draft Position: Always Cursed
Peak Performance: 2022 (10-4)
"From champion to last place. The 1st pick curse is REAL 🏃‍♂️💨"
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TYLER BLEVINS
Beatin Sandy's Cheeks
2024 Record: 4-10 (WORST)
Toilet Bowl Champion: 2024
Best Season: 2022 (8-6)
Current Status: Rock Bottom
"Beatin Sandy's Cheeks? More like gettin' my cheeks beat 🤡"

🔥 LEAGUE HALL OF FAME 🔥

🏆 CHAMPIONS CLUB 🏆

2021: Jesse Tuggle (Chicken Fingers)
2022: Blake Howell (Lets Ride)
2023: Jacob Johnson (Blevins' RubNTug)
2024: CJ Tackett (Room 40's Nuts)

🚽 TOILET BOWL LEGENDS 🚽

Most Creative Excuses for Losing
Best at Finding New Ways to Choke
Masters of Draft Day Disasters
Current Leader: Tyler (4-10)

📊 WILD STATS 📊

Highest Single Season: Jesse (1999.62 pts)
Most Heartbreaking: Don (11-3, No Title)
Most Consistent Failure: Isaac
Best Team Names: Everyone but Jacob J.

⚔️ LEGENDARY RIVALRIES ⚔️

🔥 THE ALDERSON BROS 🔥

Don vs Logan
Commissioner vs The Challenger
Current Series: Don Leading

👑 CHAMP VS CHUMP 👑

CJ vs Isaac
Champion vs Consistent Loser
Status: Not Even Close

🏆 THE FALLEN KINGS 🏆

Blake vs Jacob J.
Former Champions Gone Wrong
Status: Both Struggling