OUR LEGENDS

🏈 Meet the Warriors of No-Tegridy 🏈
12 elite fantasy managers. Infinite trash talk. One legendary league. These are the champions, clowns, and everything in between that make No-Tegridy the greatest fantasy football experience on Earth.
LEAGUE COMMISSIONER
DON ALDERSON
GUT CHECK

The man, the myth, the crybaby. Lost as the #2 seed in Round 1 of the 2025 playoffs, immediately Venmo'd the league fees and disappeared. New commish era incoming?

🔥 THE ROSTER 🔥

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LOGAN ALDERSON
Mr Pfizer + Swifties for Kamala
2025 Finish: CHAMPION
Record: 9-5-0
Points For: 1879.96 (MOST)
Home Record: 7-0-0 (PERFECT)
"From toilet bowl to trophy! Still owe that ass tat tho..."
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CJ TACKETT
Room 40's Nuts
2025 Finish: 10th Place
Record: 6-8-0
Title Defense: FAILED
Championships: 2024
"From champion to almost toilet bowl. The fall is real."
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GARRETT BURTON
3rd Beer Hits The Blake Towers
2025 Finish: 4th Place
Record: 8-6-0
Playoff Highlight: 188.34 pts (R1!)
Roster Moves: 12 (Minimal)
"Dropped 188 in Round 1. Still couldn't close it out."
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JACOB BARNWELL
I chase brown kids
2025 Record: 6-8-0
Points For: 1678.86
Final Streak: L7 (BRUTAL)
2025 Finish: 5th Place
"7 straight losses to end the season. The collapse is real."
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RYLAN THOMAS
Waffle House Bound
2025 Finish: DEAD LAST
Record: 4-10-0
Final Week Score: 63.3 pts (OOF)
Streak: L5
"Waffle House Bound indeed. TOILET BOWL CHAMP 2025!"
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ELI HURT
Nobody's Hurt
2025 Finish: 3RD PLACE
Record: 6-8-0
Playoff Seed: #7 CINDERELLA
Upset: Beat #2 Gut Check
"Nobody's Hurt... except Donavon's ego after I bounced him!"
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JACOB JOHNSON
Blevins' RubNTug
2025 Finish: RUNNER-UP
Record: 11-3-0 (BEST)
Championship: Lost 138.12-85.0
Championships: 2023
"Best record, got smoked in the championship. Pain is eternal."
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ISAAC "ISUCK" PUZEY
CeeDees Blue Balls
2025 Record: 6-8-0
Roster Moves: 35 (MOST)
Result: STILL MID
2025 Finish: 8th Place
"35 roster moves and still couldn't make playoffs. Classic Isaac."
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CAIN COOKSEY
4th n Long to Deannas Tight End
2025 Record: 8-6-0
Roster Moves: 8 (FEWEST)
2025 Finish: 6th Place
Streak: W3
"Set it and forget it. Only 8 roster moves all season. Efficient king."
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BLAKE HOWELL
Naber, What?!
2025 Record: 4-10-0
Championships: 2022
2025 Finish: 11th Place
Fall from Grace: 2022 Champ to This
"From 2022 champion to 11th place. How the mighty have fallen."
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TYLER BLEVINS
Beatin Sandy's Cheeks
2025 Record: 6-8-0
2025 Finish: CONSOLATION CHAMP
Margin of Victory: 1.32 pts!
OWES: 24 HRS WAFFLE HOUSE
"Won consolation but still owes 24 hours at Waffle House from 2024!"

🔥 LEAGUE HALL OF FAME 🔥

CHAMPIONS CLUB

2021: Jesse Tuggle (Chicken Fingers)
2022: Blake Howell (Lets Ride)
2023: Jacob Johnson (Blevins' RubNTug)
2024: CJ Tackett (Room 40's Nuts)
2025: Logan Alderson (Mr Pfizer)

TOILET BOWL LEGENDS

2024: Tyler Blevins (4-10)
2025: Rylan Thomas (63.3 pts final week!)
Most Pathetic: Rylan's 63.3 point finale
Owes Waffle House: Tyler (24 hours)

WILD STATS 2025

Most Points: Logan (1879.96 pts)
Best Record: Jacob Johnson (11-3)
Single Game High: Garrett (188.34 pts)
Most Roster Moves: Isaac (35)

⚔️ LEGENDARY RIVALRIES ⚔️

🔥 THE ALDERSON BROS 🔥

Don vs Logan
Commissioner vs The Challenger
Current Series: Don Leading

👑 CHAMP VS CHUMP 👑

CJ vs Isaac
Champion vs Consistent Loser
Status: Not Even Close

🏆 THE FALLEN KINGS 🏆

Blake vs Jacob J.
Former Champions Gone Wrong
Status: Both Struggling